What would happen if your dog's...

Written by thebeprock on June 1, 2008

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?



- Mypenis ate my homework.



- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!



- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.



- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.



- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.



- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.



- I love giving Mypenis a bath.



- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.



- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.



- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.



- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.



- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?



- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.



- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.



- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.



- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.



- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.



- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.



- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.



- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.



- Help! I can't find Mypenis!



- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.



- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.



- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.



- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!



- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.



- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.



- Stop kicking Mypenis.



- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.



- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.



- Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.



- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.



- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.



- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.



- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.



- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.



- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.



- Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...