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Tigga Hoods - Imma Hot Cheeto

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tawanaprkns said on February 20, 2011:

o wow tht funnny

 

bepbjorn said on July 20, 2010:

i just love this:p

tahahaha

 

DarBe said on March 27, 2010:

Very Funny :)  U did a great Job on this Tigga vid. I hope the real Tiger sees this so, he can see what a fool he's become.  But,  you did a great job- Thanks for sharing this!!

 

edussss said on March 25, 2010:

hahaaaaaaa

 

near said on March 23, 2010:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

SayureBEPFergs said on March 13, 2010:

ahhhhhhhh and provide the letter also ;-)

 

SayureBEPFergs said on March 13, 2010:

hahaha!Very very funny! Very good!I really likedThey could release the music for download, because besides the video have been fun the music is very good!

 

mynameisShiffer said on March 12, 2010:

Roflmao! funny

 

BEPoNEnOnlyFan said on March 4, 2010:

LMAO this video is sooo funny love it

 

Brooke0414 said on February 28, 2010:

lol did i really watch that!? lol!

 

Happy-bep said on February 28, 2010:

hahaha ^^

 

SPICYTHANG1 said on February 23, 2010:

This is GREATTTTTTT!!! In the words of Tony the Tiger.  Keep it up funnieee.

 

Koskie-nator said on February 22, 2010:

golf

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

February 19, 2010 | Issue 46•07 Onion Sports

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PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."

Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.

"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."

"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.

Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina.

"That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time."

"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."

During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.

In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.

The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first.

"I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have."

"There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."

Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back.

"I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."

Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.

Woods' fans have also been supportive.

"I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."

Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.

 

theycallmemrtip said on February 22, 2010:

?

 

Pauliophonic said on February 22, 2010:

Where's the remix?!

 

Bolt said on February 21, 2010:

bah!

 

IBsingin said on February 20, 2010:

LMFAO - I wanna get this on my ipod.  this is the best.  it's stuck in my head now

 

D-moe said on February 20, 2010:

Tigga hood i want a copy of that song lol

 

tiggahoods said on February 19, 2010:

Glad you guys and gals ;) are liking the video, I hope share it with your friends, cuz you should.  Send it to a loved one, or maybe the woman that you're sleeping with...that's not your wife! HA!

 

verses said on February 19, 2010:

HAHAHAH! its too funny..

 

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